Funny new sign posted at my gym today.
It’s a little hard to make out, so here’s what it says:
Please put some clothes on!
Don’t be unnecessarily naked in the changing rooms. Be naked in the shower and when you get dressed, but otherwise make sure you wear a towel!
TIP: Do not do the towel-between-your-legs flossing move. No one wants to see that. NO ONE!
I love the phrase “unnecessarily naked.”